One Way to spell a word
As a seriously dyslexic word-smith, I collected the three examples (below) and put them through a text to speech system for my enjoyment. Enjoy as you wish; I believe it is best to read each, and after go to the audio complimented versions. Read only is below.
1. See it below
2. Hear it too
These are much funnier if the computer reads to you.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European nation rather than German which was the other possibility.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun
vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza
Yep, you are!
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.